One Size Fits Most???

ROFLOL! I was thumbing through a magazine and came upon a faux mink apron, as if that isn't bad enough, and as I read the description it said..."one size fits most"...I'm sure this is the result of someone suing over a "one size fits all" that didn't quite fit, but I find it hysterically funny...

And then on down the page they had a faux mink broom! Literally, a broom that was fur from the tip of the handle down to the bristles. Now who, exactly, would desire this broom? Perhaps someone who doesn't sweep?

As my daddy always said, you can sell anything if you want to...

Apologies in advance to anyone who owns one of these handy dandy items.